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“Cherries Got Me Screwed Up”

Catching Up With Village (Com)Postings

There’s a New Code Enforcer in Town

Commie Posse Status

Nesting Day

Elberta Pizza Co. Opens Friday

Turtlefest 2025: Happy Together

May Flowers

Council Meeting This Week

Village Office Closed Tomorrow

Early April: Cold Showers

March: Cold Society

Pistol Shrimp

February: “Happy Fiscalivus!”

Budget Meeting Thursday

Getting Saucy

Lawsuit Against Benzie Sheriff's Department

Power Down at Post Office

Draft FY25-26 Budget Is Posted

“Staple It to a Dinosaur and Send It Over”

Winter Friday Tonight

Federal Funding Freeze — Frozen?

Year of the Snake

How the Federal Funding Freeze Affects Us

Limey Is for Rent

Good Porches Make Good Neighbors

Trash Pickup

Minuteses

Trivia Snowed Out

Frosted Donuts

Happy Birthday, Elberta!

Bright Lights, Small Village

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